Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Mrs
Cuddles
ate all my
cat biscuits
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
baseball cap
socks
pants
sunglasses
...shirt
right shoe
...dress
...cardigan
tie
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