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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Mr
Cuddles
ate all my
taramasalata
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
trousers
vest
right shoe
bra
...shirt
left shoe
tights
hoody
socks
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