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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Toby
ate all my
candy floss
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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...dress
sunglasses
socks
vest
left shoe
baseball cap
...shirt
tie
hoody
...skirt
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