Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Tilly
ate all my
hamburger relish
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
vest
knickers
hat
...skirt
right shoe
...dress
tights
left shoe
...shirt
baseball cap
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