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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Tilly
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mashed potato
taramasalata
peppercorns
spinach
chicken wings
sunflower seeds
hamburger relish
prawns
yoghurt
cat biscuits
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