Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Millie
ate all my
peanuts
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
trousers
tights
sunglasses
...dress
socks
hat
baseball cap
knickers
vest
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