Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Frodo
ate all my
prawn crackers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
tie
tights
trousers
...cardigan
vest
...shirt
left shoe
hoody
right shoe
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