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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Mrs
Snuffles
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
right shoe
...skirt
...cardigan
tights
socks
tie
vest
baseball cap
trousers
sunglasses
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