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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Mr
Snuffles
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
knickers
...cardigan
pants
hat
trousers
right shoe
bra
...dress
sunglasses
tights
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