Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Weasley
ate all my
spring rolls
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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baseball cap
knickers
...cardigan
...dress
tights
left shoe
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right shoe
socks
trousers
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