Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Kirk
ate all my
garlic cloves
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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trousers
tights
right shoe
...dress
knickers
bra
baseball cap
...shirt
hoody
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