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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Picard
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shrimp
peanuts
fish fingers
sunflower seeds
halloumi
Doritos
rice
pitted olives
tinned tuna
rice pudding
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