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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Hufflepuff
ate all my
lemons
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...skirt
knickers
left shoe
hoody
right shoe
tie
baseball cap
tights
hat
vest
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