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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Hufflepuff
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned tuna
peanuts
hummus
potatoes
pizza
gherkins
chilli peppers
peppercorns
shallots
garlic cloves
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