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Hungry boy
My pet
canary 🦜
Spock
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
gherkins
mashed potato
prawn crackers
taramasalata
nacho cheese
tinned frankfurters
bread
Doritos
porridge
scrambled egg
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