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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Pebbles
ate all my
iceberg lettuce
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
...dress
right shoe
sunglasses
tights
bra
hat
socks
...skirt
knickers
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