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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Piper
ate all my
tinned frankfurters
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
vest
baseball cap
socks
tights
...cardigan
sunglasses
right shoe
bra
hat
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