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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Piper
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Doritos
mushy peas
rice pudding
chicken wings
noodles
tomato ketchup
bananas
halloumi
lemons
peppercorns
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