Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Ginger
ate all my
ice-cream cones
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...skirt
hat
trousers
right shoe
sunglasses
vest
...cardigan
...shirt
left shoe
hoody
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