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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Dixie
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fish fingers
mushy peas
tomatoes
chilli peppers
tinned frankfurters
watermelon
tinned tuna
peppercorns
chocolate chips
shrimp
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