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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Peanut
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
porridge
mashed potato
prawns
sunflower seeds
taramasalata
tomato ketchup
ice-cream cones
potatoes
rice
shallots
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