Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Zeus
ate all my
ice-cream cones
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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left shoe
hoody
knickers
bra
baseball cap
socks
right shoe
sunglasses
...dress
tights
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