Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Zeus
ate all my
bread
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tights
left shoe
trousers
hoody
...cardigan
...skirt
socks
sunglasses
tie
bra
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