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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Snort
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice
rice pudding
porridge
taramasalata
baked beans
scrambled egg
bread
spring rolls
spinach
tinned tuna
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