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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Tinkerbell
ate all my
chilli peppers
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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...skirt
left shoe
sunglasses
hat
right shoe
tie
tights
hoody
vest
bra
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