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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Professor
Snuffles
ate all my
shrimp
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
hat
left shoe
socks
right shoe
pants
bra
...cardigan
tie
baseball cap
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