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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Rt Hon
Snuffles
ate all my
mushy peas
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
...skirt
...cardigan
trousers
pants
socks
...dress
tie
vest
left shoe
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