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Hungry boy
My pet
goldfish 🐠
Hufflepuff
ate all my
mushy peas
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hat
...cardigan
knickers
socks
baseball cap
trousers
...shirt
vest
bra
...dress
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