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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Luke Skywalker
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
porridge
chilli peppers
pizza
Doritos
bread
tinned frankfurters
mashed potato
avocados
spinach
halloumi
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