Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Stella
ate all my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
prawns
ice-cream cones
potatoes
Pringles
shallots
hamburger relish
porridge
peanuts
peppercorns
shrimp
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.