Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Sparky
ate all my
baked beans
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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left shoe
knickers
hat
socks
...skirt
vest
...shirt
tie
baseball cap
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