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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Sparky
ate all my
tinned frankfurters
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
left shoe
baseball cap
...dress
tights
...shirt
...skirt
bra
sunglasses
socks
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