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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Miss
Wibble
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pitted olives
tinned tuna
porridge
chocolate chips
bananas
mushy peas
shallots
avocados
shrimp
spring rolls
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