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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Dexter
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taramasalata
tinned tuna
garlic cloves
mashed potato
bananas
rice pudding
shrimp
Marmite
avocados
bread
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