Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Widget
ate all my
taramasalata
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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tie
bra
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...cardigan
socks
tights
left shoe
hoody
...shirt
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