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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Professor
Sparkles
ate all my
peanuts
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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tie
...skirt
left shoe
knickers
baseball cap
sunglasses
...shirt
hoody
...cardigan
right shoe
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