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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Miss
Sparkles
ate all my
pizza
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...shirt
knickers
left shoe
tie
tights
sunglasses
socks
bra
baseball cap
hat
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