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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Miss
Sparkles
ate all my
rice
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...cardigan
tie
...shirt
socks
right shoe
sunglasses
tights
trousers
left shoe
bra
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