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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Miss
Sparkles
ate all my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
rice
Doritos
pizza
chilli peppers
rice krispies
scrambled egg
tomatoes
rice pudding
pitted olives
fish fingers
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