Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Ms
Sparkles
ate all my
tomato ketchup
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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pants
tie
knickers
hoody
bra
...cardigan
right shoe
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tights
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