Sorry I'm late today
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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Mrs
Sparkles
ate all my
chicken wings
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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trousers
...skirt
pants
...cardigan
left shoe
...dress
socks
vest
knickers
baseball cap
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