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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Mr
Sparkles
ate all my
fish fingers
and vomited on my
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
...cardigan
socks
hoody
hat
knickers
trousers
bra
tights
baseball cap
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