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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Professor
Cuddles
ate all my
halloumi
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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pants
...shirt
...skirt
trousers
sunglasses
socks
knickers
right shoe
left shoe
baseball cap
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