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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Rt Hon
Cuddles
ate all my
rice
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
hoody
...shirt
pants
right shoe
...cardigan
left shoe
...skirt
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