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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Miss
Cuddles
ate all my
tomatoes
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
left shoe
...shirt
trousers
...skirt
socks
sunglasses
tights
knickers
baseball cap
bra
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