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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Ms
Cuddles
ate all my
tinned frankfurters
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...dress
tie
right shoe
hoody
bra
knickers
left shoe
baseball cap
pants
vest
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