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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Toby
ate all my
Marmite
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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knickers
baseball cap
...cardigan
socks
pants
hat
trousers
sunglasses
...skirt
left shoe
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