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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Daisy
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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gherkins
yoghurt
potatoes
cat biscuits
Doritos
garlic cloves
shallots
rice pudding
halloumi
nacho cheese
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