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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Alfie
ate all my
gherkins
and vomited on my
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
baseball cap
pants
...dress
vest
tie
...skirt
hoody
sunglasses
right shoe
...shirt
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