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Hungry boy
My pet
parrot 🦜
Smeagol
ate all my
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
lemons
garlic cloves
avocados
halloumi
baked beans
iceberg lettuce
tomatoes
spinach
bananas
prawns
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